I just peed my pants.
Hello Good Morning Internet: At this point the woman on the right has one goal in life and that’s to OUTLIVE.
dat face. via reddit
No Blackberry … No worries.
I’m worth billions but the real test of my legacy will be …. (looks around) JUMPING OVER THIS CHAIR … (DOES THE SHIT OUT OF IT). I imagine this playing in the background.
Another Nightmare on Elm Street reboot. This one looks more promising.
Clearly the only pick-up line I will use for the rest of my adult life.
Clearly moving day and laundry day landed on the same day.
Simple. Beautiful. Perfect.
SUNDAYS: No email or Chick-Fil-A.
Clearly a double asshole maneuver.