That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: At this point the woman on the right has one goal in life and that’s to OUTLIVE.
pleatedjeans:

dat face. via reddit

I just peed my pants.

Hello Good Morning Internet: At this point the woman on the right has one goal in life and that’s to OUTLIVE.

pleatedjeans:

dat face. via reddit

I just peed my pants.

HAPPY BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!

theclearlydope:

No Blackberry … No worries.

theclearlydope:

I’m worth billions but the real test of my legacy will be …. (looks around) JUMPING OVER THIS CHAIR … (DOES THE SHIT OUT OF IT). I imagine this playing in the background.

vidvia

theclearlydope:

Another Nightmare on Elm Street reboot. This one looks more promising.

theclearlydope:

Clearly the only pick-up line I will use for the rest of my adult life.

theclearlydope:

Clearly moving day and laundry day landed on the same day.

theclearlydope:

Simple. Beautiful. Perfect.

theclearlydope:

SUNDAYS: No email or Chick-Fil-A.

theclearlydope:

Clearly a double asshole maneuver.

Thanks Matt